Timetable of the nearest Armageddon

We hear about the end of the world and we are naturally afraid of it. Every year seers and scientists try to find out the new date of Armageddon and many people believe in it. Besides, there are so many prophecies about Armageddon that you unwittingly begin to think about it.
So the timetable of the nearest Armageddon is the next:
1. 2008 – A huge meteor with a diameter of 800 meters will fall on the Earth and humanity will die. If it doesn't destroy the planet, it will cause some climatic changes that will kill people.
2. 2010 – According to prophecies of Nostradamus Armageddon will happen this year. How it will happen nobody knows. Nostradamus told only about the flame that will cover the Earth.
3. 2012 – The Maya Calendar stops at the date of this year, some people associate it with the end of the world and Armageddon. According to Vanga this is a date of the death of the world.
4. 2013 – Armageddon. The day of the beginning and of the end. This year the world will pass into the fourth dimension. It is death for people and birth for gods.
5. 2014 – Astrophysicists say that a cloud of space dust will come to solar system that will destroy it. Not very original Armageddon.
6. 2016 – The explorer of climate on our planet says that this year glaciers will melt and all the land will sink.
7. 2020 – According to researches of Isaac Newton, our planet will die this year.
There are a lot of others dates that predict Armageddon. Saint books of almost all religions tell us about Armageddon. The way it will happen is described differently. But we'll hope that we won't be its witnesses.